by Andro Ramirez
The U.S. of A. has sworn in their 44th President and the world watched in awe and hope, I have to admit it was indeed an historic moment. Just a few decades ago, “his” people were fighting for equal rights in the biggest melting pot of races that part of the globe. Now he is the main man. Although not purely a “homie” and of “da hood,” he is still considered a brotha’. But who cares? The man is now President, and the color of his skin is no longer an issue. Focus instead on what he can, will, and must do to salvage what his predecessor has brought not only to America but also upon the world with his G.I. Joe mentality of economics. Like it or not, America can still create an impact and influence on the world. But let’s not get into that. Not just yet. -- With the stellar rise of President Barrack Hussein Obama to power from the grassroots, is it any wonder that “our” seasoned politicians and personalities want to be associated with his rising star? Not looking at how it came about but with eyes on the prize, the presidency.
Should there be no hiccups, the next Presidential, Legislative, and Local Elections is scheduled on May 10, 2010. That is only 15 months away at the time of this writing. As early as last year, feelers have been sent by those with the intent of running for the highest office of the land. To tell you the truth, I am not elated by the unofficial lineup, nor their early product and self-endorsements. Shall I name them now? Wag na lang, because I do not approve of their message which is all bull. They have been doing and saying that for ages, and you know what happens after, NADA! Now they all want to be associated with the name OBAMA. The notion alone makes me feel like regurgitating my meals.
So what now brown cows? After gulping tons of glutathione capsules and ex-deals with their overrated dermatologists to be white, they now want to be black. Fashion and PR pundits may even say “black is back.” Mark this, they will do anything in the coming months just to be associated with the man and his name no matter how putrid their reputations and track records are.
Now isn’t it a wonder not even one, administration and opposition alike, volunteered to slash their lard barrels? They even had the audacity to increase their take by P2 Billion from last year or a total of P9.7 Billion. Hello! BAROK OPAMA’s, in case any of you refused to accept it, we are in a financial crisis, since the time of Marcos. The global crisis is now a reality, but should not be used as an excuse. We ordinary Filipinos have been too overworked and way underpaid long before that, well, that goes for those of us who still have jobs that is. Even our “bayani’s” abroad are already being sent home. And the hapless OFW’s were even used for a photo op. Na-Barok na, Na Korokan pa.
In light of these, let me cite 10 satirical reasons why there can never be a PRESIDENT Barrack Obama of the Philippines:
None can claim they have an American mother and a Kenyan father.
9. Heaven forbid if one of them admits using marijuana or “blow” in youth and inhaled.
8. They define hard work as being top in the surveys.
7. I dare one of them leave the church or religion they are affiliated with.
6. Barrack is a two-time Grammy Award winner for audio versions of 2 of his books.
5. Barrack does not like “pork.”
4. He is young but not “Estoopid.”
3. He has to prove he can effect change.
Ours want only affect continuity or maintain the status quo.
2. He is the first human hybrid to rule a world power. And he used to drive a hybrid car.
And the number one satirical reason why there can never be a PRSIDENT Barrack Obama of the Philippines:
There might not be a PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION in 2010.
Need I explain further?
L.P.Leviste sez........
TOP TEN PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN BECOME PRESIDENT BUT WE SHOULD NEVER EVER VOTE FOR
1) NOLI de CASTRADO, did we hear a single voice that said " Let the VEEP take over, " every time GLORIA made PALPAK . He is the only reason why WE don't take to the streets and UNSEAT Gloria. Mukhang pera and already has tapped JUETENG, SHABU and PROSTITUTION lords to back him up.
2) COCK CHEEZE ESCUDERO, he looks totally reptillian ( MUKHANG TUKO ) and has not done or passed a single THING at the SENATE. Except gotten Danding Cojuangco's nod to be the party's presendentiabol-bol.
3) LOREN LEGARDA ex LEVISTE ex ARRANDA, this woman is a PROSTTUTE literally and figuratively, who straddled ED ANGARA to up her ante in the political landscape. SHE was turned down by Danding kasi ang DAMING demands ( eh di pa nga na-nonominate ) Besides, wala siyang pera. Di daw mag-vice president, eh ayan VICE mate ni Manny Villar.
5) MONEY VILLAR, matigas and ulo. Ayaw mag acting workshop to improve his TV persona. Di na daw niya kailangan. Matigas and ulo, TALO, talo, talo. MAY he spend three-fourths of his 2 billion war chest at MATALO, then he will feel the PINCH.
6) MARS PARS ROJAS, Badaf-fol-dil. And KORINAH will make MIKE ARROYO look like a kindergarten student at CORRUPTION.
7) BONG REVILLA, Another actor? Then we really deserve the government we elect.
8) MIGZ ZU-ZUBIRI, Badaf-fool-dil Part 2. Cheaters never WIN. He stole the senate seat, not once but TWICE.
9) KIKOY PANGILINAN, because he has REALLY fathered children out of wedlock. WHY do you think MEGA is so fat.
10)ANY ARROYO, kasi AYOKO, AYOKO, AYOKO.
Bow.
Danny Lim for PRESIDENT
hay naku ako Jobama Binay
"MAY he spend three-fourths of his 2 billion war chest at MATALO, then he will feel the PINCH." hahaha... Cool Larry!
Boto ako kay Danny LIM.
MARS PARS ROJAS, Badaf-fol-dil.... Ayaw nyo yon GAY President?
CHEEZE ESCUDERO- Sellout to Estrada! Young trapo. Yuck!
Sorry Amiel ha ka-batch nyo pala sya ni Mike D. sa UPIS.
CHANGE is needed badly i the Philippines!
CHANGE the system.
CHANGE the leadership.
CHANGE politics.
CHANGE the military.
CHANGE traditional media.
GO,GO,GO VICTORINA!
Cool Larry....
MARS PARS ROJAS, Badaf-fol-dil
So KORNiNA Sancheleche would be.....
A YAG Wife hahahahaa
As far as I am concerned,
We need better candidates
who will fulfill their mandates
with a sense of true nationalism
and genuine concern for the country
and it's constituents.
The country needs a major enema
Let us begin by purging out the
assholes now controlling the
halls of power.
Barrack or no Barrack, we deserve
change. It is long overdue.
Since Obama’s earnest drive to convince the nation to weaken its economic strength through redistribution as well as weaken its national defense, COUPLED WITH HIS UNPRECEDENTED WHITE HOUSE TAKEOVER OF DECENNIAL CENSUS TAKING FROM THE COMMERCE DEPARTMENT, has confirmed the very threats to our Republic’s survival that the Constitution was designed to avert, it no longer is sustainable for the United States Supreme Court and Military Joint Chiefs to refrain from exercising WHAT IS THEIR ABSOLUTE CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY TO DEFEND THE NATION FROM UNLAWFUL USURPATION. The questions of Obama’s Kenyan birth and his father’s Kenyan/British citizenship (admitted on his own website) have been conflated by his sustained unwillingnes to supply his long form birth certificate now under seal, and compounded by his internet posting of a discredited ‘after-the-fact’ short form ‘certificate’. In the absence of these issues being acknowledged and addressed, IT IS MANIFEST THAT OBAMA REMAINS INELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT UNDER ARTICLE 2 OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION. Being a 14th Amendment ‘citizen’ is not sufficient. A ‘President’ MUST BE an Article 2 ‘natural born citizen’ AS DEFINED BY THE FRAMERS’ INTENT.
Ted are you workng for Bush?
We are Filipino's and we dont care if he is article 1 or 2...
TO US HE IS A SYMBOL OF HOPE and HE MAY END AMERICAN IMERIALISM SOON!
George Bush is a deserter from military service; he went AWOL..
George Bush is a cokehead..
George Bush and Dick Cheney are unpatriotic.
George Bush is a habitual liar.
George Bush sacrificed the lives of American soldiers in order to help his buddies in the oil industry.
George Bush has a secret deal with the Saudis to supply extra oil to the U.S. right before the election.
George Bush invaded Iraq to grab the oil for his friends in the oil industry.
George Bush had advance knowledge of the terrorist attack on 9/11/01, but did nothing to prevent it.
George Bush intends to re-institute the military draft afer he is re-elected.
George Bush has a secret plan to privatize social security.
George Bush betrayed this country.
George Bush intends to reduce social security benefits by 45%.
George Bush stole the election in 2000.
George Bush wants to take food out of the mouths of babies.
George Bush wants to throw old folks out on the street.
George Bush is responsible for the shortage of the flu vaccine.
George Bush is personally responsible for the loss of hundreds of tons of explosives in Iraq which, in fact, were missing by the time the U.S. military arrived.
George Bush lied about the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
George Bush and Dick Cheney are chickenhawks.
George Bush concocted the war in Iraq for political purposes.
George Bush wants big tax cuts for his rich friends, but wants to leave the middle class hanging.
George Bush intends to increase Medicare premiums in January.
George Bush is brain-dead.
George Bush is hiding Osama bin Laden in an airplane hanger in Langley, Virgina, and intends to announce his capture the weekend before the election.
If John Kerry is elected president, people like Christoper Reeve are going to get up out of that wheelchair and walk again.
Dick Cheney will not be the Republican nominee for VP in November. George Bush plans to dump him in favor of Rudy Guiliani.
George Bush's military is bogged down in a quagmire outside of Baghdad, and is unable to progress further to take the city.
George Bush intends to back out of his promise to turn Iraq over to an interim government in June, 2004
George Bush has an active campaign underway to disenfranchise blacks and other minority voters in order to prevent them from voting.
On balance, George W. Bush hates immigrants :
(indicated at http://andrewyu-jenwang.blogspot.com...migrants.html: “George W. Bush hates immigrants”; and http://andrewyu-jenwang.blogspot.com...acp-anti.html: “George W. Bush had better stop committing hate crimes”).
HEY, L.P LEVISTE.. JUST WONDERING ARE YOU RELATED TO LOREN LEGARDA ONCE IN A BLUE MOON??
Binay?! are you stoopidly blind or something? the man is corrupt!
Binay?! are you stoopidly blind or something? the man is corrupt!...
AGREE!!!!!!!!!
L.P.LEVISTE sez.........
Methinks Tony ( my father's first cousin ) married Loren by becoming MUSLIMS kuno because they had spouses and previous marraiges that were not annulled. To become Davao's honorary princess, Loren threw all her delicadeza and intergrity and MORALS down the toilet. Just to be married to my uncle, who fathered two sons who are my third cousins and are SREAMING FAGGOTS.
KARMA to such a powerful TARAY mother figure, did you WONDER ?